• 2 hard-boiled eggs
  • 2 tablespoons avocado (maybe a lil more)
  • 2 teaspoons honey dijon mustard (or more, personal taste)
  • fresh ground pepper (to taste)
  • 2-3 teaspoons rice vinegar
  • spinach or other greens (small amount)
  • balsamic vinegar (just enough to dip in)
  • olive oil for drizzling/taste
  • any other veggies you want to include? What’s in that fridge?


I hard-boil eggs on Sunday nights for the week, it makes my life a lot easier so I can grab them on the run or make them into a sandwich.

Eggs in white water rapids...just a fun shot of "Humpty."

  • Mash or slice eggs (love my egg slicer, I knew there was a reason I registered for that) and mush around with the avocado, add mustard, rice vinegar, pepper and any other  spices you like (I love turmeric, cayenne pepper and a little).  Apparently I like to sweat when I eat. 
  • Set aside. 
  • Heat a nonstick fry pan on medium heat. Add a lil bit of olive oil.
  • Meanwhile cut the nubs off the portabello caps and allow them to take a dip in some balsamic vinegar (yes, this is kind of messy). Place both caps in the heated pan (I did not measure too well, one of the caps was trying to jump out).  Cook about 4 minutes on each side. (Alternatively, use a George Foreman Grill for those cool grill marks).

A shroom takes a dip in some vinegar

  • Remove from pan and place on a plate.
  • Top one cap with greens (Oh, wish I had arugula), delicately place the avocado egg mash on top, then drizzle sriracha (I cannot believe I forgot it), or a some spices of your choice, then smush the second mushroom cap on top->There you have it. 
  • I served it up alongside some super sweet organic cherry tomatoes, which need no dressing. Just a sweet little veggie that bursts in your mouth.


NOTE: The balsamic vinegar ended up being a bit messy and got all over my hands when trying to eat it as a sandwich, I ended up using a fork and knife. You can dodge the vinegar all together and just heat the caps in olive oil if you like.



What's Your Favorite Sandwich Filling? 

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Dear Mrs. Butterworth and Aunt Jamima……MOVE OVER!

Do you like Red Velvet Cake, Cupcakes, or Whoopie Pies?

If you answered “YES” then you’re probably drooling by now.

I mean I couldn’t wait til Friday to post this puppy!

Today Red Velvet met my Pancake Batter.

Here’s what happened…

ROUND 1: I tried one batch with oat flour and no butter…ummmm yuck! Let’s say they were a little dense and it took at least 1/2 cup cocoa and 1/4 cup sugar to make them worth biting into.

ROUND 2: I caved and added butter, cause we all know “everything tastes better with butter” as Julia Childs once said. I also tried something new that my nana shared with me today, adding club soda to the batter for some fluffiness. I didn’t have buttermilk, which is what I originally wanted to use and red velvet cake is known for its use of buttermilk. Any good cook can improvise. So I did.


1) Cause…..they’re AWESOME.

2) It’s not like you’ll be eating a ton of them daily. Unless you have some sort of pancake problem. Maybe there’s a pancake overeater anonymous club for that.

3) I however need a break from them cause I’ve been playing “mad scientist” in the kitchen for two days and my fingertips and tongue are both stained red.

Oh and incase you’re wondering, YES I’m familiar with food dyes and the health concerns. I do not wish to debate anyone on this.

I wish to just enjoy my pancakes.

HOWEVER I’m adding a link for something called BEET POWDER, which is a natural substitute.

Just be aware that it does not act the same way in baking, likely 1/3 cup should be used in place of food dye.


Cute little Stencil!



Serves: 10-12 pancakes (Be nice and share this time! But expect to devour at least 3 yourself)

Time: 10-15 mins


I just happen to have pancake molds shaped like hearts, that’s always fun!


  • 1/2 cup whole wheat flour
  • 1 cup all-purpose flour
  • 1 teaspoon baking powder
  • 3-4 Tablespoons (1/4 cup +)  cocoa powder (use the good stuff, like Ghiradelli, add more if you desire)
  • 2 Tablespoons granulated sugar, or more (I use HAIN organic brand)
  • 1 teaspoon salt
  • 2 Tablespoons butter, unsalted (the real stuff!)
  • 1 cup club soda
  • 2 eggs
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
  • 1 Tablespoon red food coloring
  • powdered sugar for dusting
  • maple syrup for drizzling

Note: Please note that the batter will be pretty thin and seem watery. The pancakes will also be a thinner pancake, if you use a mold it thickens a bit because it is contained in that small shape.


  1. Combine dry ingredients in a medium bowl. Set aside.
  2. Melt butter in small saucepan or microwave glass dish for 30-45 seconds.
  3. Combine all liquids including eggs in a small bowl, whisk to combine, careful not to splash that red food coloring all over the place (don’t wear white).

Pour the wet ingredients into the flour mixture and whisk to combine. Again, don’t be too aggressive, I have red splatters all over the place!

Heat a griddle or nonstick pan over medium heat. Toss a pat of butter in there, let it melt and measure out a little less than 1/4 cup of batter. Spray the pancake molds with Pam.

Pour the batter gently into pancake mold (if you have one) and let cook until small bubbles begin to form on the surface.

Gotta love that I have a heart shaped mold!

Remove the pancake mold, gently so as to maintain the shape of whatever you’re making and flip the flapjack. Let heat for another minute or so until done! Don’t burn them, pay attention.

Dust with powdered sugar, drizzle with maple syrup, or make a sandwich by spreading nutella (yeah, I said NUTELLA) between two pancakes, then top with the goodies!

SERVE on a PRETTY PLATE alongside a glass of champagne, perhaps a bellini for a V-day Brunch!

One big mouthful of goodness!

Chefs Tips:

  • You can use all-pupose flour for the entire recipe, it just made me feel better to add some whole wheat flour. What can I say?
  • Like I mentioned earlier, make a sandwich out of two pancakes and spread nutella or some other goodie in the middle, perhaps strawberry or raspberry jam and peanut butter? Now I’m getting a bit crazed and out of hand…what do you think?
  • Dust with cocoa powder, or make a cream cheese syrup by combining 1 tablespoon cream cheese, 1/4 cup powdered sugar and 1-2 tablespoons milk. Check the consistency on this…add water if too thick and more cream cheese if too thin.


Do you make Red Velvet anything? Have you ever had it?

What’s your favorite Breakfast splurge?






Got Breakfast boredom? Have you met me yet? I have loads of ideas…

We all get bored. But bored shouldn’t leave you hightailing it towards the Crispy Creams, Bagels loaded with everything, or the nearest fast food joint for thatMcHeartAttack. I know McDonald’s is trying….they’ve placed the beloved oatmeal on the menu so I”ll give them points for that. (I’d like to meet the people who go there FOR the oatmeal though…).

Nonetheless, February is National Heart Month! And guess what, eggs are good for you! Newsflash, that McHappyMeal or whatever it is will be ten times worse for you then the little football shaped EGG! Combine them with veggies and cheese in a frittata, make an omeletteor just plain hard-boiled for a snack and you’ve got yourself a perfect protein.

Today, beat the breakfast monotony (whatcha eatin? Special K everyday?…huge sigh!) with a year round favorite–>the SWEET POTATO! Make a boat out of that spud and crack an egg in it and see what happens? Yes, why not? Now, set that oven on 425 degrees and get crackin (literally).

Ingredient Highlight:


  • Despite the name “sweet” potato, studies have shown that they may aid in steadying blood sugar levels and lowering insulin resistance, thus are a good food for diabetics.
  • Store: At room temperature for up to a month in a cool, dry place (55-60 degrees).  If the temperature is a bit warmer, they will spoil within a week. Wash and scrub the skin right before use. OKAY, now the good stuff!



Serves: 1 (unless you want to be nice and share)

Preheat Oven to 425 degrees.


  • 1 sweet potato, ends cut off (so you can balance it) OR slice in half lengthwise.
  • 1 or 2 eggs
  • ground pepper and salt (to taste)


1. Slice the ends off of the spud and then slice the sweet potato (If a very large one) in half.   Perch both halves up on a plate so they are able to balance.

2. Place the plate in the microwave (if you use microwaves) and heat for 4-6 minutes (Until potato is soft. Don’t be shy, poke it with a fork, which should pierce skin easily).

3. Remove potato halves from microwave and place on a cookie sheet or tin foil. Let cool or use gloves here, it’s a hot potato. Literally. You’re going to now scoop the flesh out of the potato tops or halves (whichever you’ve chosen to create) and make a boat or cavity for the egg.

Scoop Scoop Scoop! Make a heart shape like I did!

4. You can also continue to bake the extra potato flesh, I used mine to prop them up in the oven. As you can see below.

Crack it!

Potato Boat

5. Crack an egg in each half or both halves if you’re hungry. As I always am. Then place them in the oven.

Propped up and ready to go!

6. Bake for approximately 20 minutes. You may need longer then this-I believe I baked for about 30 mins. NOTE: the egg will cook to somewhat of a soft-boiled consistency.

7. Once the EGG is cooked to your liking, SERVE in a cute dish! I also drizzled some maple syrup goodness on mine.
























Chefs Tips:

  • ALTERNATIVELY: If you don’t have the time, or the patience you may continue to microwave the potato with the “Egg Boat” and IGNORE all baking procedures.Just a word of CAUTIONbe careful not to BLOW it up! I suggest nuke for 1 minute, check the egg, then continue to nuke in 1 minute increments. Sprinkle with a little salt and pepper!
  • Try sprinkling a little cheese in the egg, then cook.
  • I might make two horizontal halves next time versus making a boat out of the top, then top it with some salsa for a little pizazz and more veggies!


xox Jen